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I mustn’t eat this, and I mustn’t eat that,
It’s full of cholesterol, and dangerously fat.
Lay off the eggs and give up the cream.
I shouldn’t eat pork - bad for my spleen.
No oils or fats - and so on and on,
Well, I’m 93 now and not too far gone !
I eat what I like - if I can buy it;
The fatter the better - I’d like to try it !
Give me a good fatty prime rib roast
And gravy fried eggs on hot buttered toast.
Doc says, “Don’t !” but I’m having a ball ..
Eating what’s full of cholesterol ! !
Written by Bert Crampton of Fallon, Nevada
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